Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. Unbeknowst to Max, Billy has become obsessed with Max and goes to all lengths to give Max what he wants. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. He also calls people a clown or a melon if they've said something absurd. It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). Paddy teaches him a few cool moves the following day, and they return to the club dressed as sailors in order to blend in. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. Stunning! Like a young Burt - No Context Max and Paddy - Facebook Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due.Welcome to the Official Peter Kay YouTube channel! ** [[Film/MidnightCowboy Paddy going to an audition dressed as a cowboy while "Everybody's Talkin'" plays]]. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is a family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. Season 1 of Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere premiered on November 12, 2004. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. * CoitusInterruptus: After Max and Paddy bring two girls back the motorhome, Paddy predictably has sex with one while Max prefers to have a drink and a civilised chat with the other. [1] You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. The rip-off merchant Mick Bustin wants 500 from them for them to reveal the campervan. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) - IMDb Doesn't take long before they try selling it. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. We don't have any reviews for Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere. As is. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. You should wear a mask and a striped jumper! me by Jon Hughes - Dailymotion Can't find a movie or TV show? A chase eventually ensues through the services and along a motorway tunnel bridge, and Shannon shoots Paddy in the bottom. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Max And Paddy animated GIFs to your conversations. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. On one occasional, the pair end up in prison. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "Thats Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. Get all the latest news and information in your inbox, with our range of email newsletters to meet all interests. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some"private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle. * ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. * LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Averted. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years. After being arrested for the school bus robbery, the two of them are in jail. ]], -->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what's in this cake? Especially when they're on the road. Max has How dare you (delivered in a haughty tone) and You only get a bucket and a half (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has Paddy has needs (relating to his sex drive). This calls for them to take drastic action. * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Paddy's fear of getting "bummed" in the showers come close to true when he drops the soap in the shower. ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. Tina (played by Lisa Hammond), Max's one true love mentioned in the previous episode, turns up. ** [[spoiler: Paddys cellmate in Episode Four.]] Guest starring Graham Walker of The Grumbleweeds. You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! - Facebook Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. They then return to the farm to give back the pig and get their money back to find that the old man was not the farmer but in fact the farmer's alcoholic father-in-law. * CharlieAndTheChocolateParody: One episode starts with Paddy getting a job in a promo called ''Willy Walker's Chocolate Factory''. He's a bog-standard white man. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is, * OhCrap: Replace crap with fuck and youve got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients cars.]]. * FatAndSkinny: Max and Paddy respectively. ** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. It doesn't take long before they try selling it. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of, ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. Soon, their old Phoenix Club boss Brian Potter (played by Kay) unexpectedly comes to visit, along with a cake, announcing that he's organising several events to help speed up their release. Billy is also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. Maybe one or two biological weapons though. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesn't get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. They soon discover though that he's obsessed with Max ("Not in a gay way" he claims), and detests Paddy because Paddy took Billys job when Billy went to prison. * NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously. However, the fight is prevented by a prison officer telling Max and Paddy to come with him. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. After discovering the girls, locally known as the 'Belgrano Sisters', are infamous for this, they get revenge by forcing them to steal some speakers for their television. Christine, 33, and Paddy have three children. * EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles. She doesn't appear to be doing that anymore. PHONE Hello? Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. The pair are now in prison after the school bus siege. Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. or. * ShotInTheAss: [[spoiler:Where Billy the Butcher's bullet ends up hitting Paddy. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. * DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard. * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. As is RaymondTheBastard. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. The series showed both characters going around Britain in a campervan and sees them getting into some trouble. * CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend.