Lt. Aldo Raine: Wilhelm Wicki What now, Colonel? You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. They need you. Major, this is highly Major Dieter Hellstrom: Smithson Utivich: [to Lt. Hicox] And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. But "Jew Hunter"? That's a pretty exciting story. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Col. Hans Landa: You still get us in that premiere? I read the report on this area. Donny Donowitz: Pfc. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. Pfc. You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family, selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. : [He pours wine for himself, Aldo, and Utivich]. Share the best GIFs now >>> Did you hear that? Col. Hans Landa Without changing expression, or looking to him. : Lt. Aldo Raine: Emanuelle, did you enjoy "Lucky Kids"? [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Major Dieter Hellstrom: : [calmly] : What's going to happen, Major you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us. Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. Yes! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last goddamn time, if you still respectfully refuse, I'm callin' the Bear Jew over. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller. Col. Hans Landa: But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. Wilhelm Wicki So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. Lt. Aldo Raine: [in German] Lt. Aldo Raine: What's that English saying about shoes and feet? Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. Inglorious Basterds: When Landa transitions to Italian, he starts Smithson Utivich You say he wants to take on the Jews, at their own game? What shall the history books read? How 'bout you Utivich, you make that deal? Donny Donowitz : : There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. [confused] Arriverderci. Lt. Aldo Raine: Bridget von Hammersmark: Lt. Aldo Raine we have to make a deal. Lt. Aldo Raine . Precisely! Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa What's that English saying about shoes and feet? Sgt. Full citizenship for myself - Well, that goes without saying. : Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." Arriverderci. What shall the history books read? [in Italian] What have you done? Adolf Hitler The Fhrer is attending the premiere. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Lt. Aldo Raine: Listening to music or the radio can be great ways to passively practice a language. As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. Lt. Aldo Raine: : Obviously, he wasn't born in America. After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Lt. Aldo Raine Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. Free shipping for many products! Did you get that, Kliest? As a German movie star spying for the Allies, she's a fascinating character caught in a series of daring, intense situations. : You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. : Lt. Archie Hicox: : And that purty little nest you feathered for yourself. Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Gwatzeeee. So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Well, isn't that just dandy! Scalp Hermann. [finishes scalping Hermann] Grazie. After re-watching the Inglorious Bastards for the 100th time, I stumbled upon this phrase said by Pitt's charachter: 'I speak the most Italian'. Lt. Aldo Raine: If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. [in Italian] Says he's gonna hug his momma. [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] General Ed Fenech: Col. Hans Landa: Heard of 'em? Is that the way you say it? [from offscreen] What have you done? Make a deal. [her image on the screen smiles] Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Bridget von Hammersmark I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. Inglourious Basterds - Italian scene - YouTube Smithson Utivich: I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! [in German] And you need all four to win the war. Technical Specs, [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife], [in Italian with obvious southern accent], [obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers], [Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead], [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern], [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor]. Maynardville, Tennessee. : But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. Inglourious Basterds Script PDF Download and Analysis - StudioBinder Marcel: Pfc. Bridget von Hammersmark [in German] [her image on the screen smirks] Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Adolf Hitler: Major Dieter Hellstrom: You'll be shot for this! : So who are your three handsome escorts? . Lt. Aldo Raine Narrator: Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew, where they can only think like a German more precisely, German soldier. How many seats in your auditorium? Col. Hans Landa: : Lt. Aldo Raine Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Adolf Hitler: : Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? Sgt. : But Herr Goebbels, that's not such a bad thing. We punch those goons out, take their machine guns, and burst in there blasting! : Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine: We don't like that. He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. What is that English expression about shoes and feet? Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat. we have to make a deal. Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine